Monday, May 12, 2008
The MOST ACCURATE list. PLUS!: Where to spot the most evil fiends! Hot List of their natural habitats.
-100,000,006 Jeremy Goh.
Evil Deeds: Trodding (not accidentally) on classmates' feet and cheer about it after. Cheering when friend's digimons die. Feeding 80 vitamins to his digimon just to win a match (which he lost).
-100,000,007 Edison Lee.
Evil Deeds: Vandalising classmates' private property. Drawing gardens (in various stages of bloom) on their NOTES.
-100,000,008 Tan Yan Zhi.
Evil Deeds: Passing someone the queen of spades 3 times in a row and laughing uber happily each time..the whole time. Encouraging ,agreeing with and colluding and initiating all things evil.
-100,000,009: Clara Loh. (aka: EPEWC - evil prehistoric evil woman clara)
Do not be deceived by the apparent 'closeness vibe' you get off her! It's only probably cause she's been around for a loong while!
Can be spotted: In those places where they keep fossils. And with her handphone deleting messages from like super good friends!! To make room for...
-100,000,010: Mo Di.
Can be spotted: At an armory near you/ beside your kitchen knifes and stuff/ in your pencil case if you've a functional penknife/ grass patches.
-100,010,000: Charmaine Chong. (Charrizzaarrdd)
Can be spotted: Basking on rocks. Going about its/her own evil business.
AND after much thought and consideration we decided it wasn't fair for our veryvery evil bacteria personified (aka althea quek) to not be ranked at all.. even though it also isn't fair to rank a super transcendent evil (bacteria)person like everyone else...
anyway last but not least:
-100,000,000^100,000,000 evil (bacteria)person: Bacteria Quek.
...which has speciated as of late! So do not be too surprised if you spot a bateria baring its fangs at you :D.
Posted by Eliza at 8:28 PM
