Thursday, May 8, 2008

On a related subject...

Chatting about evilness with Clara just now:

[Clara]: Eliza says,"Dont be misled by Althea!!"

[Althea]: Oh ho! thats her trying to mislead you into thinking that im misleading you, when in fact, shes doing all the misleading, so, dont be misled by misleading ple like eliza, who's obviously misleading you and the whole world and im the only one who's not misled by her, 'cause i know that she's trying to mislead ple into believing a misleading truth!

[Clara]: haha... but what if its you trying you mislead me into believing your misleading ways are not misleading and actually its eliza who is not misleading me, but instead not -not- misleading me. then i would be misled into believing a misleading lie and misled into rejecting a non-misleading truth!

[Althea]: No, no, you have to believe me when I say that Eliza cannot be believed, because her story is so disbelieving that I have trouble believing that she actually believes her own utterly unbelievable story, so, I believe that you are a believer of the truth and hence would believe to believe me and not believe an unbelievable belief!

[Clara]: Truthfully, im a truthful person, so i only like truths. i have no idea who is speaking truthfully, which version is the truth, and who is the true speaker of the truth, but i truely hope you would truthfully give a truthful account of the truth, or else you arent a truthful person, and what good is a person who doesnt truthfully speak the true truth?

[Althea]: Evilly, evil eliza is trying her evil utmost to brainwash ple with evil evils and evilly says that a non-evil person like me would be evil and commit evil doings like what evil eliza herself is evilly doing, so non-evil me must be speaking non-evil truths that ring true to evil and non-evil ears alike, so prehistorically evil you must evilly believe me when i say that im not evil because i will only be non-evilly speaking a non-evil truth!

[Clara]: Squirting water is a very squirtful activity that only squirt-liking people squirtfully indulge in. These squirters tend also to be evil, squirting water at fellow squirters (though i totally have no idea why they would wanna attack their own squirtkind!) i must say that squirters squirtfully squirting squirts of water is a very common squirtlike behavior and must be expected from these squirters,who somehow also believes in being evil and tries to confuse non-squirt people!

[Althea]: You can't ever run from the truth, because you will eventually run back to it, so, I suggest that we stop running from the unrunnable truth, so, don't run from me when I say that I really ran from Eliza today, who's really a running squirter. Imagine running up, running down, running to the toilet, running from a running Eliza holding a bottle that was running water-now, that is no runner's joke. However, you must run away when Eliza comes running to you trying to give your brain a run by running you through a story about her running away from a running me when actually it was me running away from a running her!

[Clara]: Amusingly, this amusing conversation has amused me greatly. much amusement points go to the amuser with her amusingly amusing conversation which amuses one and all, and who i amusingly bet is being very amused reading this now. however, all amusement is not-amusingly short-lived. and one must be amused by the fact that though we like amusement so much, it would be less amusing to amusingly nod like Noddy the nodding toy during lectures tomorrow. so here i end this amusing conversation with great amusement! signing off, your very amused and hopefully amusing fellow amuser.


Tata :D

Posted by *ALthea at 11:04 PM