Wednesday, February 28, 2007

More of the FSM

Everyone take a minute of time, buy a cup of noodles... Bow your heads and pray...

"WE thank thee for your noodily goodness, and allow us to enjoy this bowl of most wholesome and delicious noodles... rAmen..."

And also, remember his holy words... Throw away the ten commandments and embrace the dawn of the new age!!! (no offense meant, this is purely added for effect)

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigotted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.
6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

LOL

Labels: Flying spaghetti monster

Posted by Chu Ming at 9:30 PM

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

r-a-n-d-o-m post =)

yo pple!!! firstly wishing Eliza and ChuMing HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! hope you're enjoyed your day today =) but 1 thing tt im sure is tt the cake was not bad! =D *thx cherie, our dear birthday rep*

ok..nth much to post oso..just random stuff here and there...starting from b4 CNY....hehe..this is the stuff i cleared out on the eve of CNY! spent the whole morning and afternoon doing tt..so tiring lo!
random stuff no.2. got to know tt there were 5 kittens living underneath currywok...beside coro...their mum got knocked down by the car..and there were..5 poor kittens without their mummy..fearing tt they will not survive..some of my frends went to get them out! and they managed to get 2/3 of the kittens..if not wrong..they got the last 1 out today =D wad kind souls are they!!! the other 2 were adopted by kind residents near the region. my frend sent me afew of the pictures he took...the kittens looked so cute and adorable..bet you guys will love them!

Posted by .yao.zhong. ^^ at 10:14 PM

Every Day is A Good Day

This is a quote taken from our HCI High School Section Geography/HP teacher, Mr Ng Seaw Choon: Every day is a good day! These are his reasons: Monday is the start of a new school week, that's why it's a good day. Tuesday is the second day of the school week and is nearing the middle of the school week, hence it's a good day too. Wednesday means you have reached the middle of the school week, so it's a good day too. Thursday means the school week is nearing it's end hence it's a good day. Friday is the last day of the week and that is obviously a good day because the weekends are here! So let's try to see everyday as a good day too!

Posted by Nicholas N at 9:48 PM

Today is a happy day!

First things first: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FEB BABIES!
Yep, our class celebrated eliza's and chuming's birthdays today with a black forest cake, 1 big candle and many well wishes! Haha Edi and i bought the 'qian bian' green tortoise from action city for Eliza! It's so cute it's qian bian! :D Hope you like the present eliza! :) Can use it as a stressball, no? :D And the seniors also celebrated tong yuan's, sin hwee's, xuan ping's and kai xiong's birthdays too! Their cake's like, super big hoho. :D Haha they tried to flagpole sin hwee i think, so funny! Our seniors really rock man; super high, super fun and super nice! :)
And then there was econs. Before that, we were like playing *coughs*. So fun! Hahah *coughs* is like our life man. Econs test was a breeeeeze! :D Hahah i must say, laziness is pervasive. :D Stoned at class bench after econs, i love the freedom that always comes after a test! Played *coughs* again. (censorship is really a bore haha and a hindrance to society! :D) Yep yep haha huiming you so must learn how to play *coughs* soon! :D
Oh ya, went high school to eat lunch; went inside the high sch pond again! Haha one fine day, on a day when i feel really insane, i think i might just sit right there in the water and stone! Oh my god then i'll really become a stone already. Zounds. :D Saw a dead snail near the pond; some evil child apparently found it fun to dig the whole snail out of its shell and the entrails were like, coming out of the snail eww, the intestines were still squirming about. :/ Poor snail lol.
Haha went edi's house to do homework just now; chinese sucks! I find it really irritating when i have the answer but yet cannot express it in the correct language! rahh. haha, on another totally different matter, i was telling edi how fun it is to have friends living near oneself; can go house-hopping! and play mahjong or something. :D I wanna play mahjongggggg. Anyone care to have a mahjong session soon? My house! :D Anything for mahjong man haha. I sound like an addict here.
Yep, feel really happy today, probably because the people in hc rocks. lol, wah my longest post everr! So fun. gotta do gp essay now. :( Goodnight people! :)

Posted by *ALthea at 9:23 PM

Monday, February 26, 2007

If you think IPUs were bad...

Ok lol, IPU are nothing compared to the power of the Flying spaghetti monster...

All hail his noodliness!!!

Take note that 19th of September is "talk like a pirate day" and we should all do so because it pleases his noodliness very much, as pirates are ideal and wholesome people...

see the insanity here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_spaghetti_monster

Labels: Flying spaghetti monster

Posted by Chu Ming at 10:35 PM

post from caolei...

Hi 70~

this is ur ex-treasurer caolei...


Jiayou for bio~ mug^∞....then perhaps history will not repeat itself as with chem... btw I feel my chem probably died... sam lee who is my tutor came in & the first thing he said was 'caolei how can u leave 1 mcq blank do u now how annoying that is?' or something along that line... not to mention that I left half the structured unfinished/blank/wrong... & most of the mcq is kinda guess work... ah.....*runs around in circles on the spot...

Though, the KI test was much more traumatising.... I've just discovered that I can't write logic. There's too much JTB in my brain at that point of time for logic to successfully squeeze through... If I have to drop KI...I'd probably take up AEP or CLL or CSC... no econs, SBQ[which I always leave blank in exams...]+Statistics[I'll die] is a bad combination for one single subject...

Did u people take the KI test...? U did did you...? It's so sad that KI has exams & tests... It's like setting papers on art... like putting grid lines on the beach.

The pink unicorn thing is so funny....go read if you haven't...

anyway, see this link

http://www.chemguide.co.uk/atoms/properties/atomorbs.html#top

More un-teaching & re-teaching then... They way we are taught is so misleading... *points to the 'lock-&-key' thing...

Anyway, would be really nice if human beings can behave like electrons... appears in school till free period, sudden instantaneous disappearance and simultaneous appearance in orchard...


Erm... this post is so... low-quality.... Shall think of something chim to post[ for the competition]..?


PS: The icon is cute~ ^^

Posted by Anonymous at 9:32 PM

Chemistry = GG

Today's Chem test was a disaster. I failed to complete MCQ (again) and I am sure I have already failed. I'll show some remorse by putting in more effort for the next test. It appears time management is of the essence as time is only given to thinking questions and more difficult questions. All other questions are to be known at the back of your hand. I'm sure many other people did not finish as well. Hence it show clearly how much we must mug! However it seems this is not the only thing that will contribute to a GG in Chem. Our tutor Mrs Ho is a literal time bomb. And her bomb wick is a very short one. Just a little bit of noise can set her off and she starts shooting her mouth off at people who she thinks are talking. She will fire at anyone within her crosshairs if she believes they are doing something wrong. I'll bet there will be another shouting session if there is another Chem lecture test. I think as students we have some form of integrity not to cheat during a test. To put it even more bluntly, I think we are all smart enough students to know not to cheat blatantly before an auditorium by speaking with each other. If she were to root out all the talking students I suppose she will have her hands very full just busy scolding. I do hope she will not waste time during lecture just trying to discipline the cohort as it is quite obvious that it is useless and people will always be talking; it's human nature. With such a tutor, I do not believe I will be motivated by her to study her subject. The only motivation would only come from working for a future.

Labels: Opinion

Posted by Nicholas N at 7:45 PM

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Lol, really, lol

Well, i was doing random web surfing again, and look what i found...

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them."

Yes, all praise the invisible pink unicorn...Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves, Peace Be Unto Her, or May Her Hooves Never Be Shod

see the full article here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn

Labels: invisible pink unicorn

Posted by Chu Ming at 8:00 PM

icon icon!

ok... now everyone can see ur face on the blog cuz everyone has a kawaii icon of your faces. sad to say shanru and nick phang does not have a icon cuz i do not have ur fotos in the first place! ok so rmb to send mi ur fotos asap so i can do it up for the two of u k? if u cant see ur icon u can try closing ur window, delete ur cache and try logging in to the class blog again. smiles!!!!

Posted by [qiggy] at 2:54 PM

Friday, February 23, 2007

Quote of the night

I got this online after i read up abit on some new gun models but i thought it was really cool...

O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it. ~Mark Twain, "The War Prayer"

Such loving imagery no? ; D

BTW, the Hecate and WA2000 pwns your asses
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PGM_Hecate_II
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_WA_2000

Labels: GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ GUNZ

Posted by Chu Ming at 10:38 PM

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Quote of the Day (Night) !

"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love." - Lao-Tse

Posted by *ALthea at 10:16 PM

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

hello stranger

From Hwach CNY

edison and ivan and pplz who couldn't see the previous photos i posted up:
can you see two gorgeous ladies staring back at you above?


<3 from mich,
who is trying to use google's picasa web albums to Make Things Work

feedback kay :D

Posted by mish + at 12:55 PM

(+

Omg hahaha what scandal?! okie interesting..

Posted by Eliza at 1:51 AM

Monday, February 19, 2007

yet again...

hi guys! hows life at each of your family??? my relatives coming to my house today...so im rather free~ at least for now.. hehe and i just discovered..that theres a better video of the ARES dance on CNY celebrations on friday.!! enjoy~ i cant hang here for long...gotta help out! cya

Posted by .yao.zhong. ^^ at 12:16 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR! :)

Happy New Year to everyone! :)
Haha Eliza, huiming and I went out together tonight and watched a movie, The Protege, at Plaza Singapura! Huiming was late though so there's no pictures of her.

Posted by *ALthea at 1:22 AM

Sunday, February 18, 2007

(photo)Spam wars Episode 1: The bovine menace

As promised, Ares dramafest pics....
Photospam starts....... now

Posted by Lykaios at 9:13 PM

crashing (two)

it's me again! here's more because i know we all love some. :DD




it almost looks as if she's plugged in ::D




yaay i heart mo di! <33




mm silhouettey goodness yum.





guess whose hand!




eh. they're playing with food! o.O




the host! mr chumingy :DD




this game has skulls bursting and blood spattering all over the screen.

... i want.


>D


next up, cny celebrations! in which i will try and see if flickr will allow edison + ivan + any people who can't view the pichurs (;_;) to view them.. until then, hope everyone's having fruitful visits all around! happy cny <3 ((:

much love,
mich!

Posted by mish + at 8:37 PM

Chinese New Year!!!

To Everyone from S70, junior and seniors alike, Happy Chinese New Year!!! What are your New Year's Resolutions? I think mine is to follow my last year's resolution, which was to follow last last year's resolution, which was to follow last last last year's resolution and blah blah blah... Well I hope this year will be just as eventful as last year (at least that was so for me) and that we will have a great time as a class together!

P.S. Oh yeah and I think we should spam more lame videos so that it can give others new insights to our class!

Posted by Nicholas N at 9:01 AM

Saturday, February 17, 2007

crashing

but before we begin, several people have mentioned that they cannot see the pictures i post! :O so just to double-check, this is a picture-post and if you can't see it, tag to tell me ok! i use photobucket, and operate on a mac/safari. much love to anyone who can enlighten me on What's Wrong <33

...


okay, pichurs from crashing chu ming's before cross-country! :DD




boss and henchmen




and cow




plebes!




plebes! 2




plebes! 3 (in which my lovely head is Blocked by edison's, and i complained to him about it..)




resulting in this pichur times 10, for ten different numbers
and this is seven because um. i'm a dee-sevener? :D
ok, will save you all the trauma of seeing my face ten times
(but if blog traffic is slow, murhurhur..)





boys and toys!




boys and stabbity-stab!
(and yes shibao, in case you were wondering, i am taking the chance to upload all the amigaad!fotoezz of you before you get any chance to retaliate. >D)




..these look yummy.




and so they are choosing which to eat first, i think.




and lastly, off-tangentially, the view from chu ming's bedroom window.




much love,
your resident spamgirl
(who has resized her pichurs)
mich! :D

Posted by mish + at 10:07 PM

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